Is your car White or Black?
Are your tires White or Black?
Do you have White sidewalls?
Does your horn “honk” or is it “honkey”?
I think you have a problem. /s/s/s/s
Seriously, I believe you CAN drive on.
A Holstein cow dies and goes to the great pasture in the sky.
She is greeted by St. Francis.
She askes, “all my life, I’ve been wondering: Am I a white cow with black spots or am I a black cow with white spots”.
St. Francis replies, “You are what you are”.
The cow sighs contentdly. “Now I KNOW that I am a white cow with black spots”.
“If I were a black cow with white spots you would have said:
‘YO IS WHAT YO IS’”