Problem is...there are plenty of equally-stupid folks out there that will believe his drivel.
And here I thought it was plate tectonics.
Bullcrap. Every liberal worth his salt knows that it was the chemtrails.
But no. That's impossible.
CRAZY HE IS.
This has to be satire.
Dr. Vivek Kumar Srivastava isn’t the only idiot professor. Professor Bill McGuire from University College London wrote the same Marxist crap:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3284146/posts
If the inverse of the polar vortex is equal to or greater than the obverse of the antarctic subtext the variable coefficient of the elasticity of the equator can result in significant shifts of the epidural tangent along the fault lines of my reasoning.
If that’s so, then Democrats cause cancer.
If it wasn’t Bush’s fault (HA!) then it must have been caused by Nixon or Reagan. (Perhaps Ike)
No! No! No! It was too many people on the west side of Nepal. It is lucky that Nepal didn’t turn upside down. Good night, we have to get balance in the situation!
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-——“It now appears that there exists a clear relationship between the global warming and earthquakes and other under earth activities,” -——
A clear relationship?
How can you have a clear relationship between two unproven theories?
Global warming and plate tectonics are both at their core still theories...
Granted plate tectonics is far better understood than global warming...
My toe fungus caused global the earthquake.
Santa Claus lives in Nepal?
My Parents lied to me!
The National Geological Society has a different opinion:
225 million years ago (Ma) India was a large island situated off the Australian coast and separated from Asia by the Tethys Ocean. The supercontinent Pangea began to break up 200 Ma and India started a northward drift towards Asia. 80 Ma India was 6,400 km south of the Asian continent but moving towards it at a rate of between 9 and 16 cm per year. At this time Tethys Ocean floor would have been subducting northwards beneath Asia and the plate margin would have been a Convergent oceanic-continental one just like the Andes today.
Between 40 and 20 Ma the rate of northward drift slowed as the two continental plates collided and the former Tethys Ocean closed. Neither continental plate could be subducted due to their low density/buoyancy. This caused the continental crust to thicken due to folding and faulting by compressional forces. The continental crust here is twice the average thickness at around 75 km. The thickening of the continental crust marked the end of volcanic activity in the region as any magma moving upwards would solidify before it could reach the surface.
The Himalayas are still rising by more than 1 cm per year as India continues to move northwards into Asia, which explains the occurrence of shallow focus earthquakes in the region today. However the forces of weathering and erosion are lowering the Himalayas at about the same rate. The Himalayas and Tibetan plateau trend east-west and extend for 2,900 km, reaching the maximum elevation of 8,848 metres (Mount Everest).
http://www.geolsoc.org.uk/Plate-Tectonics/Chap3-Plate-Margins/Convergent/Continental-Collision
About 10-12 thousand years ago much of the northern U.S. was covered by an ice sheet up to two miles in height. That all receded. If what the good professor says is true, there should be some sort of record of extreme seismic activity during that recession.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?