Posted on 04/29/2015 4:42:36 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen
So not only does global warming cause volcanoes, but it also caused the massive earthquake that rocked Nepal Saturday and killed thousands of people.
“It now appears that there exists a clear relationship between the global warming and earthquakes and other under earth activities,” writes Dr. Vivek Kumar Srivastava, an assistant professor at India’s Kanpur University.
Srivastava argues that when permafrost melts in the Arctic “and associated areas due to the increased global temperature, it is quite likely that the under located areas of the earth are affected due to alteration in the pressure on the earth crust.” He adds that when “water level on the seas and oceans increase due to the increased water quantity caused by the global warming, impact on the inside zones of earth can cause many tremors.”
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Problem is...there are plenty of equally-stupid folks out there that will believe his drivel.
And here I thought it was plate tectonics.
Bullcrap. Every liberal worth his salt knows that it was the chemtrails.
But no. That's impossible.
CRAZY HE IS.
The religious leaders in Iran blamed their earthquakes on women dressing immodestly
This has to be satire.
If I was an earthquake, I’d swallow the women with eye-slits first. Maybe some of the lascivious dressers simply got in the way???
Maybe we can blame it on George Bush dressing immodestly.
Dr. Vivek Kumar Srivastava isn’t the only idiot professor. Professor Bill McGuire from University College London wrote the same Marxist crap:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3284146/posts
If the inverse of the polar vortex is equal to or greater than the obverse of the antarctic subtext the variable coefficient of the elasticity of the equator can result in significant shifts of the epidural tangent along the fault lines of my reasoning.
If that’s so, then Democrats cause cancer.
I wish someone would ask this asshat what caused earthquakes before humans existed? Jeez, these lefty loons make me sick.
If it wasn’t Bush’s fault (HA!) then it must have been caused by Nixon or Reagan. (Perhaps Ike)
No! No! No! It was too many people on the west side of Nepal. It is lucky that Nepal didn’t turn upside down. Good night, we have to get balance in the situation!
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-——“It now appears that there exists a clear relationship between the global warming and earthquakes and other under earth activities,” -——
A clear relationship?
How can you have a clear relationship between two unproven theories?
Global warming and plate tectonics are both at their core still theories...
Granted plate tectonics is far better understood than global warming...
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