Halal “guides the use of objects under Islamic law.”
And in Saudi, “objects” means your wife.
Who you own.
As an object.
The ownership of a woman is passed from one man to another. Ownership of the woman is passed from the father or the brother to another man, the husband. The woman is merely a piece of merchandise, which is passed over to someone else—her guardian ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_rights_in_Saudi_Arabia
It’s that “under islamick law” part that’s funny. Can somebody find for me the chapter and verse that proscribes the proper use of dildos? Vibrators? Latex? Vaseline? Lanolin? Is there a proper form for humping ones goat? Would it be insensitive to ask whether asshats prefer the “missionary” position? And do the chicks always have to keep one foot in a burka?