LOL.....don’t need any “new” relatives, greedy ones or not; so I must decline your inane offer.
“Inane offer”? Is that like a Final Offer? I can come down from the millions of bucks. Two or three hundred thousand bucks will get you a Fathers Day Card from me. Or, if I’m older than you, I could take you to Chuck-E-Cheese and we’ll fight the other families.