I guess the poor bastard driving the Scooby Doo Doo the Mystery Van got stuck eating a baloney sandwich out in the van with Hillary's accountant.
No, he's still on the road.
You don't actually think she's travelling in a van, do you?
Don't be silly - she's taking the Learjet to fly ahead to the next photo op on the road.
No exaggerration here - think about it a moment.
“the Scooby Doo Doo the Mystery Van”
All I can visualize is the dog van in Dumb and Dumber...fits here.