You are so full of it you eyes are floating in yellowish brown fluid. . . are you just a common ordinary liar or is it ingrained in your DNA?
You've proudly asserted on Freerepublic many times that you have NEVER bought or owned any Apple products. Now you claim a fictitious "friend" has given you a preview "copy" of an Apple Watch to use with your non-existent Apple iPhone, which you lyingly claimed you stomped into shards months ago. Baron Von Munchausen has nothing on you. . . you are a world class PREVARICATOR!. A liar.
You lied to us when you claimed you were heavily invested in non-existent Apple shorts on their debt, which at the time did not exist. . . and you have lied on almost every post you make. You, sir, are the little weenie who cried wolf. You destroy your reputation with these posts. They are not "funny" or "quirky" except in the popular psychiatric meaning of the term.
SO ... he’s trying to take me for an imaginary ride inside that vacant head of his ... LOL ...
I have bought and then un-bought Apple products quite a few time. The usual way I unbuy them is to stomp the offender to pieces and mail the remains back to Tim Kook, Steve Jobs, Jonny Ives, as the case my be. I few times I have just given it to a homeless dude along with a warning that it sucks