[dfwgator]

Harry is keeping an eye out for the attacker.

[longfellow]

was it Moe or Larry that poked him?

[ViLaLuz]

He’s blind in multiple ways.

[1Old Pro]

Incredible positive news, here I thought he was totally blind.

[boycott]

You’ve always been blind, harry.

[SGCOS]

Reid has been blind to anything on the right since entering politics

[Cyclone59]

There is no way that he fell off a piece of exercise equipment. He is not even coordinated enough to ride one in the first place. He had is lights punched out.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Sympathy ploy.

Not workin’ on me.

[cherry]

blind in one eye, missing one testicle, and half a brain, let alone your conscience, but heck, Harry has always been one solid Mormon....and besides, Romney didn’t get elected so all’s good.....

[Still Thinking]

Harry Reid: I'm Blind in One Eye

Poor guy, he has one brain that doesn't work either.

[Iron Munro]

Maybe next time Harry will be more selective about offering Lewinskis.

[ScottinVA]

Not one ounce of sympathy from me. Whoever smacked him around didn’t finish the job.

[Darksheare]

Wouldn’t happen to be the eye that got permastamped “Vibram” would it?

[a fool in paradise]

Take the pain pill, Harry. #EndOfLifeIssues

[b4its2late]

He’s deaf and dumb too.

[fruser1]

Here's something for the apocalyptic crowd - this could mean Harry Reid is the anti-Christ: "Masih ad-Dajjal" is an evil figure in Islamic eschatology. He is to appear pretending to be the Masih (i.e. the Messiah) at a time in the future, before Yawm al-Qiyamah (Day of Resurrection), and is comparable to the Antichrist and Armilus in Christian and Jewish eschatology, respectively. According to hadith, Muhammad is said to have prophesied that the Masih ad-Dajjal would be the last of a series of thirty Dajjal or "deceivers" (false prophets). Muhammad is reported to have said Ad-Dajjal is blind in the right eye and his eye looks like a bulging out grape. The following signs are ascribed to Ali in the coming of Dajjal: People will stop offering the prayers Dishonesty will be the way of life Falsehood will become a virtue People will mortgage their faith for worldly gain Usury and bribery will become legitimate There will be acute famine at the time There will be no shame amongst people Many people would worship Satan There would be no respect for elderly people

[CodeToad]

Dingy Harry is blind, period. He can’t see just how stupid and insane he is.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Arrrrrrrrr!!!!!

[Charles Martel]

Don’t piss off your exercise equipment.

[chesley]

Harry haa been blind all his life.