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To: V_TWIN

It’s starting to make sense now.

He was using resistance training that included elastic bands while running on the treadmill that was located in the bathroom next to some cabinets. The elastic ban came loose witch snagged a soap dish on its way to harries face while he was still running. After being hit in the face with the soap dish and elastic band, he stumbled and fell face first onto the treadmill handrail while the treadmill was still cycling at 12 MPH. The double blow to the face caused hime to fall face first onto the still moving treadmill. Then he was spit out the back of the treadmill after tumbling once. This sent him face first into the wall of cabinets behind the treadmill. After hitting the wall of cabinets with his face, a bowling ball rolled out of the top shelf of the cabinets and also hit Harry in the face.

This explains why Harry Reid was found with his treadmill, in the bathroom, unconcious, next to a bowling ball. The gin next to him was for the bath he was planning to take following the extreme workout. It obviously spilled during the accident as it was empty when they found him.


23 posted on 04/06/2015 11:27:10 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (POPOF. President Of Pants On Fire.)
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To: Tenacious 1

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. Very funny.


35 posted on 04/06/2015 11:37:07 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: Tenacious 1

Thank you for the excellent explanation..........surprised that wasn’t his story all along. lol


43 posted on 04/06/2015 11:42:13 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: Tenacious 1

Rube Goldberg was piker compared to your scenario. The only thing needed to complete it was a mouse, some string, and a pair of scissors.


49 posted on 04/06/2015 11:53:08 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Tenacious 1

RE: “....It’s starting to make sense now....” and your explanation...

You watched a LOT of Three Stooges espisodes and Bugs Bunny/Road Runner cartoons growing up, didn’t you?

Your imagery was perfect! Haha! I’ll bet every piece of “exercise equipment” he had said “ACME” on it, too...


69 posted on 04/07/2015 4:34:46 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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