[Zakeet]

We're going to have to shower less ...

[sten]

if ANYONE mentions this, remind them:

1. 10m+ illegals use a lot of water
2. a few desalination plants would’ve solved the problem

[fwdude]

In other words, we don’t notice a difference?

[originalbuckeye]

How are they going to measure this? Mandatory low-flow shower heads that cut out when you have had the minimum amount of water?

[RideForever]

Encouraging the invasion of the U.S. by illegal aliens is bound to have repercussions. Who knew it would be less water available for law-abiding citizens?

[skeeter]

Californian BO will henceforth be referred to as Delta Smelt.

Environmentalists call the shots here now.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Perhaps Moonbeam should just give an Executive Order that all people should return to the 1888 method of bathing. I have an old book that says you only need ONE QUART of water to keep clean.

[molson209]

Black Market Showers ?

[cuban leaf]

In a sane world, you just jack up the price of water and the problem fixes itself, if only in the generation of an outcry for solutions like desalinization plants.

[GraceG]

Well, if I lived in Kali-porn-ia, I would wipe myself down with wet wipes and then use the shower wand to clean my nooks and crannies.

For my hair I would probably have to get a short cropped hair do and wash it in the sink....

Either that or get fined by Moonbeam for taking a regular shower...

[a fool in paradise]

Vive la Pew!

[SandRat]

Now when we say Ca stinks we mean it as a fact, not just a politcal insult.

[Kartographer]

The answer is simple. Use your EBT cards and by lots of Pierre!

[a fool in paradise]

Venezuela is out of toilet paper and Caliphony is out of toilet bowl water.

[TexasGator]

Who was this man?

http://www.berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue/2004-08-06/article/19386?headline=UnderCurrents-The-Amazing-Ending-to-the-Brown-Barzaghi-Story-by-J.-DOUGLAS-ALLEN-TAYLOR--

[Magnum44]

I said a while back that I can thank those Californians who are sacrificing their carbon footprint so that I can increase mine.

Well, now I can thank those Californians who are going to sacrifice their shower footprint so that I can increase mine.

I get the added benefit of recycling...my words.

[ansel12]

Decade after decade of this, and something the media has never done here, is gotten into reporting on the rich, and water.

A book years ago mentioned how environmentalist Barbara Streisand was using almost $2,000.00 of water a month, and I know that ins’t so unusual here.

Anyone who visits the homes of the wealthy here, knows that they are water intensive with giant showers, jetted tubs, hot tubs, pools, fountains, irrigation, etc,and that the working class apartments and little homes, are not.

The media could have a ball during these times, with stories contrasting the rich and the people who serve them, but there is no interest in that here.

[BitWielder1]

A washcloth, a small bowl of water and a sliver of soap will be the new personal hygiene norm for the most modern state in the most technically advanced nation on Earth.
Good Job California Politicians.

[LostInBayport]

"I am goin' to run for Official Comic Strip Mascot of the State of Califurnia!"

[TADSLOS]

I see an upsurge in Kalifornia weekend shower vacays to Vegas. Shower suites.

[Adder]

Camarillo brillo!

She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin’ out along her head,
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
[cut]
Frank Zappa....visionary.../s

Stinky Pride campaigns! Buttons!

Rap titles! She muh Stanky Thang!

Somebody gonna make some money in Kaliforkneeyah...

But make no mistake we are all going to pay eventually. When agriculture collapses, it will send shivers thru the country. Right now they are saying agriculture “deserves” more water...but wait til the gibmedats start appearing on the local news sobbing about being thirsty....

You can almost see and hear it.