Can we say she's a proven pathological LIAR?:
Can we say she's incompetent?:
Can we say she's completely undesirable and unattractive?
Her own husband won't touch her with a ten foot pole.
Come to think of it, he won't touch her with any pole whatsoever...
I would add “cookie baker”
Are residents of The Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary referred to by name.....or as simply prisoner so and so?