Tel me your story.
Me too. With a year left on my contract they give me a mere $15 off my bill. I am preparing to go all in for a deal or move elsewhere later this year. I like their product but the prices have gone through the roof.
We did and got NFL Sunday Ticket!.................for a year..........
Apparently they have a lot of double-secret probation discounts that their reps can employ if they get a caller on the line who says they want to cancel. I called and told them someone else had offered me a bundled deal and they dropped my bill around 22% without even flinching.
Of course I am in town with other options. If you are in the boonies and must rely on a dish, they probably do a quick check of their GPS and determine this.