We declared and won our independence, and that spirit when reinforced by our isolating oceans, enabling constitution, and entrepreneurial economy guaranteed such sensible innovations.
"[O]ften actually makes sense," yes, but often no. For example, our language's use of the adjective preceding the noun it modifies is silly: blue pen versus pen blue, as in Spanish ("pluma azul"), for example. The main fact is the object, while its color is secondary: "oceans isolating, constitution enabling, economy entrepreneurial, innovations sensible."
They don’t call our language “American.” They call it “English.” Illogical sentence structure is not our fault.