Thing is, eventually, that "French Medieval Wymyn's poetry major" will find a job, and it will a job that, in one way or another, influnces the culture far more that anything anyone on this site has ever done, I would bet. But some conservatives just want to keep mocking the idea of they themselves, God forbid, having a profession that shapes the culture in any relevant way.
Their job at starbucks is their own reward for picking a degree with no real world value.