[fatnotlazy]

I’d get a screwdriver and put a few nice gouges in the neighbor’s car’s paint.

My Dad used to say, don’t get mad, get even.

[petercooper]

Not just even. More than even.

[2CAVTrooper]

Get one of those tools to remove the valve stem cores from the tires and tape them to the windshield.

[roadcat]

My Dad used to say, don’t get mad, get even.

And don't tell anyone, especially on Facebook or Twitter. Some would recommend squeezing some drops of superglue on windshield wipers, squirting caulk into keyholes, leaving a cloth soaked in paint remover on the car, etc. I wouldn't, but some people recommend that.

[Farmer Dean]

Brake fluid,apply liberally.