Yeah I know but I have to go from time to time - actually pretty often anymore. Kind of like a car wreck, I can’t stop myself from looking. Truly an alternate reality over there.
First off, if you're going to visit that sty, you need to make sure your immunizations are current, especially with respect to tetanus. Once you come back to FR, you need to undergo the kind of deep decontamination that people exposed to radioactive waste experience. You need to abrade that first layer of skin. Then you need to see if you need a shot of penicillin for safety's sake.
Be very, very careful. I haven't risked a trip to the DUmp in years.