“That spiel was chocked-full of more deuces than a colicky baby’s diaper. A myopic Cyclops could see that. My Jack Russell was even hip to her deception and walked up to the massive Restoration Hardware steamer trunk that our TV sits on and whizzed all over it during her entire twenty-one minute and five-second Bullcrapalooza rebuke.”
I have got to read more of this guys work.
This was a great description on the hildebeast! I posted it on FB to run off a few more “friends” who are idiot Obama/Hillary slaves!!
Giles is hilarious. I can always recognize his work in the first sentence. I don’t know how one guy can come up with so many biting metaphors and similes in every single essay.
“”I have got to read more of this guys work””
He certainly has a way with words, doesn’t he? Fabulous.. The rest of us may as well give up. With more like him, the country might just - might - wake up and smell the coffee... We need more speaking the truth.