Posted on 02/26/2015 10:39:41 AM PST by Kaslin
Following a terror threat from Al Shabaab, the Mall of America has reposted signs reminding patrons of the shopping center's no gun policy. Yeah… Welcome to the new America: Where bigger no gun signs are considered an adequate anti-terror policy. Someone should fill Copenhagen and Paris in on our strikingly crafty strategy to fight radical Islam.
And, yes… The Mall of America is a gun-free zone. Samuel Colts .45 caliber marvel may have helped us win the West, but you have to leave it at home when you go to The Gap.
Personally, I think the mall should forget about the no-gun signs, and just put up some no-Jihad signs. That ought to do the trick. In fact, maybe we can send a couple extra signs to the Baghdad security forces in lieu of rifles and ammunition. Maybe if we just put up a couple of no ISIS signs throughout the Middle East, well be able to finally contain those non-Islamic members of the Islamic State.
Heck, perhaps Kerry should make a no-Nukes sign a non-negotiable condition for our talks with Iran.
Wait… Has Ukraine heard about the magical (and disarming) power of the sign?
Of course, the Mall of Americas strategy makes perfect sense. Mall cops with pepper spray (and rape whistles) are clearly a better defensive mechanism than allowing a trained (and law-abiding) citizen to play policeman. Right? Sure, roughly 2 million crimes are stopped every year with lawfully owned guns, but we dont really want that kind of shenanigans at a place with innocent civilians, do we?
No… It would be much better for the average citizen to scramble to safety as some psychopathic terrorist-sympathizer wanders into the mall with an AK-47. Besides, guns are clearly not the solution to any potentially lethal confrontation. Thats why victims of violent crimes usually call 911 in hopes of contacting Buddhist monks rather than an armed police officer, right?
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If youve made it this far, thanks for bearing with my over-indulgence in the art of sarcasm. Americas childish addiction to the hope that criminals will begin obeying signs that politely request their disarmament, is beyond my ability to counter without some degree of incredulous indignation.
After all: criminals, by their very nature, have a tendency to ignore the protocols for existing in a civil society. Generally speaking, individuals interested in killing innocent civilians are not terribly preoccupied with the legality of carrying their weapons to the crime scene. So while the honest and vulnerable leave their arms at home, wannabe Al Shabaab Jihadists will be blessed (by Allah?) with a completely defenseless gallery of victims and infidels.
I guess Im weird for kinda wishing one of those infidels would have the ability to return fire.
But, the Mall of America has every right to set their own rules. And armed Americans have every right to start shopping for their fashion-forward items online instead of in a victim-rich environment.
Too many idiots in malls. I do most of my shopping on Amazon. Sit back with a cup of coffee, very relaxing. Better than getting blown up.
“Whom the gods would destroy, they first make MAD”.
So declared the ancient Greeks.
As they have with firearms, instead of banning those who USE these implements to behead and gut other human beings, they now move to BAN the implements.
More and more every day it seems the Greeks had New York and other leftist infested enclaves in mind when they coined that pithy and prophetic phrase.
May the REAL God of the Bible save us from these fools. Then again, since we’ve turned our backs to Him, WHY WOULD HE?
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A few hundred Minnesota democrats are removed from their grim, useless lives. While they will continue to vote, there will be a subtraction from spontaneous union demonstrations and two minute hates.
The marginally brighter ones might question the usefulness of "no guns allowed" signs, but only a class action lawsuit, based on a failure to provide protection, that bankrupts the owners of the mall, will make the point.
It might even raise questions about the fiscal return on giving bribes to Leftists.
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I don’t believe the mall cops pepper spray would be as effective against a terrorist with an AK-47 as a citizen’s .357.
When will people realize that a gun in the pocket of a government approved carrier is less of a threat than a gun which must be left, frequently unsecured, in a vehicle? I’ve not seen stats for guns stolen from vehicles, but I’d bet there’s a higher percentage around gun free zones. And yes, let’s not forget how often criminals obey the rules - like rarely if ever and never when it suits their purpose. I’m sure these signs will scare away those with criminal intent.
Taking another point of view, the government is willing to accept losses in order to keep the sheep in line. Without guard dogs around, the wolves will easily control the sheep and pick off one whenever it suits them (with thanks to American Sniper for the analogy).
Thanks!!!!
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