'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This twig is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the ground 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX TREE!!
I still like this rant.
He planted a stick, lolol!
It probably needs to be watered, just like the tree of liberty.
Obama, like the tree, isn’t dead, but he sure looks like it.
First job after leaving office (if he isn’t in jail for treason), is a walking role in “The Walking Dead”.
Also, the First Wookie will be auditioning for two new (revived) shows, “Sightings” - the role of Sasquatch, and “Star Trek”, the role of the salt-sucking creature in the episode “M113”.
Never let a disasterous administration go to waste!
Why does “Weekend at Bernie’s” come to mind?
Another name for Obama the Barack’s long list of names; Mohammad’s Ass, Son of Stanley, Choom Buddy, Eater of dog, Archon of the Cryptic Report Card, and now Slayer of the Pee-pal!