A very stupid thing to do. . . when you can sell iPhones 3Gs for a good amount of money. Androids were a pretty much unknown quantity on the second day they were available. . . and had very few Apps available, and had lots of bugs. You tell us you shredded your iPhone instead of trading it in for an Android? That is simply not believable. You'd throw a device worth several hundred dollars in a shredder? Sure. Right.
I pretty much don't care what you think. Cell phones in the companies I run and own are critical operational tools. They don't work they get terminated. I even told my staff we were going back to flip phones at one point. AND while we are at it AT&T sucks.
Just cause you are first doesn't mean your product is going to be the best. 15 million hits "iphone is crap". https://www.google.com/#q=iphone+is+crap