He was safely esconced in a titanium tub borrowed from one of James Bond’s Aston Martins.
He insisted on this precaution in order to protect his outsized genitals, borrowed from Long Dong Silver and Frank “Coconuts” Buttafuco.
When he was a younger man, Brian Williams dated Clydesdale mares.
“The Wonder That Is Brian Williams” p. 834, NBC publishers, 9th ed., by Brian Williams
“When he was a younger man, Brian Williams dated Clydesdale mares.”
Clydesdale mares? Sure beats Harvard girls. Thanks for setting me straight. I’m humbled.