“When he was a younger man, Brian Williams dated Clydesdale mares.”
Clydesdale mares? Sure beats Harvard girls. Thanks for setting me straight. I’m humbled.
Harvard chicks are fugly, huh? But grateful too, I’ll bet.
I’ll bet Brian Williams has some great stories about his swordsmanship ... e.g.
“Michelle Pfeiffer on one side, Scarlett Johannson on the other, both leading me to a room full of babes: the Dallas Cheerleaders and all the Hustler cover girls.”
“And supervising them all, my wife, Morgan Fairchild!”