“But Brian Williams will still be allowed to have sex with everybody.”
I’m not sure he can after all that ground fire that came up through the bottom of his helicopter.
He was safely esconced in a titanium tub borrowed from one of James Bond’s Aston Martins.
He insisted on this precaution in order to protect his outsized genitals, borrowed from Long Dong Silver and Frank “Coconuts” Buttafuco.
When he was a younger man, Brian Williams dated Clydesdale mares.
“The Wonder That Is Brian Williams” p. 834, NBC publishers, 9th ed., by Brian Williams