[chajin]

Mr. Zimmerman, if you happen to be reading this:

1) Dump her.
2) Move to Arizona.
3) Change your name.
4) Figure out what you want to do as a reasonable career option (NB: criminal justice is *not* a reasonable option in your case). Engage in work in that option for the rest of your life.
5) Don’t volunteer for anything.

It is not the advice I would give most people, but in your case it is necessary: follow the above five steps, and the other necessary pieces for a better life should fall into place.

[Dr. Sivana]

3) Change your name.

ANd when he changes his name, go with Juan Rodriguez or Jorge Gonzales ... something that is so common you cannot easily be tracked down by the casual troublemaker.

[duckworth]

Regarding the idea that GZ should change his name: Bob Zimmerman changed his name to Bob Dylan and moved to New York. So maybe GZ should change his name to George Dylan. Am I right? Of course I’m right.