[Pollster1]

I know the feeling:

To the world, I was Pollster1, an ultra-traditional Protestant and spiritual leader teaching the Bible to dozens of students in my church’s Sunday School community. But inside, I was keeping a secret. “Since I was 5 years old, I really thought I was a puppy,” I told The Post in an interview last week from the People’s Republic of Maryland, where I have been living for the past two years — as an adorable Golden Retriever — following species-reassignment surgery. As a boy growing up in Baltimore, MD, I knew early on that something was amiss. But there was no Internet to tell me what being transspecies was all about. Whatever it was, I instinctively knew to keep quiet about it. “How does a 5-year-old in 1966 tell his mother he’s really a puppy?” I said. At Loch Raven High in Baltimore, I dated humans, but relationships were short-lived, even when measured in dog years. “I loved ­being with them, going for walks in the park, but they never wanted to play fetch — and it didn’t feel right,” I said.

[Jewbacca]

LOL.

[JewishRighter]

ROTFL

[Carriage Hill]

“I really thought I was a puppy,”

LOLMAO! Now that was funny; spit a saltine on that one.

[ThomasThomas]

Some say Nebuchadnezzar thought is was a cow.

[servantoftheservant]

I just LOL’d.