[NorthMountain]

Where did the term ‘beard’ even come from?

A literal beard (facial hair) is supposed to make men look more manly. Some effeminate faggots who wish to hide their sodomitic tendencies cultivate a reasonably attractive girlfriend (sometimes even marry her) as a way of appearing more manly, and hiding the fact that they're pickle-smooching fudgepackers ...

[Jewbacca]

I actually learned the word for people without a beard: women.