Elizabeth, rather than talking to it perhaps you should let a man dust it off for you once and a wile.
Hysteria, in its colloquial use, describes unmanageable emotional excesses. The fear can be centered on a body part, or most commonly, on an imagined problem with that body part. Disease is a common complaint; see also body dysmorphic disorder and hypochondriasis.
I nearly spat my drink out over the keyboard then.
I can only think what this woman looks like too. No doubt she looks like the usual far left lunatic women