[Cletus.D.Yokel]

You are obviously a Van Halen fan...

[fone]

That was legend passed on to me circa 1975, a decade and a half before Van Halen named his album, but hey, maybe word got around to him by then.

As I type this, I recall thinking along this same line when the album did come out!
I laughed about it then, as now.
Memories!

8^D