[NoCmpromiz]

The bears in NJ only drive Prisuses. They obtain them from lieberal bearhuggers who stop to feed them and who in turn are converted into lunch..

Every Prius has a “Ban the NJ BearHunt” bumpersticker. That’s how we know the original owner pre-bruin was a lieberal.

[Darksheare]

Yes, I forgot the bears in priuii on the roads.
Pull up next to you, swipe a paw at you, growl, then speed up wastefully slugging gas to get in front of you just to slow down.

[moose07]

One very dark cold night some years ago, out in the middle of nowhere in particular a new wildlife threat was created by two deranged minds.
“Did you hear that?”
“Yep”
“....it could be a bear.”
“A f....bear? wow, it...”
“what?”
“Well, i can see anything through the NVG so...Stealth Bear!”
“What have we just brought into being..?”