Actually they didn't phrase it that way. What they really said was:
..WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 3 AM TO 4 PM
EST MONDAY...
* LOCATIONS...INTERIOR PORTIONS OF NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY...THE
LOWER HUDSON VALLEY...AND SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT.
* HAZARD TYPES...A MIX OF SNOW...SLEET...AND FREEZING RAIN.
* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF UP TO 1 INCH...ALONG WITH
UP TO A TENTH OF AN INCH OF ICE.
It’s going to be a long day. And it’s going to start early being that way.
It sounds like you’re going to get dumped on, snowed in and insulted by the weatherman. (Not you, Bob.)