Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha

Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[RegulatorCountry]

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

[no-to-illegals]

Possible overload Civ ... Still reading but .... Delays ....

[Tax-chick]

Being neutered, Jake does say Mao in a rather high voice ;-).

[Chode]

will do!

[Darksheare]

No such luck out my way.

I could see TC’s kitty Jake running the Catafia.

[Tax-chick]

300 to you! Welcome to the new thread.

[NicknamedBob]

“Well, we castrate tomcats here, Ma’am. What would you suggest we put on display?”

[Tax-chick]

Jake was more successful as a Mafioso when he had Ash the greyhound standing behind him, grinning her enormous toothy grin.

You’d been in the kitchen chopping something, and hear, “Mao!” ... and turn around to find a long jaw full of teeth at your elbow. The sound of cutting drew them, even if was just onions.

[Darksheare]

“Me an the crew, we noticed you wuz cookin in here an came for the bosses cut.”

[no-to-illegals]

Test ... Testing .. Looks better .. May it hold!

[Gefn]

The sound of cutting?

I remember the sound of a can opener could wake a kitty from deep coma sleep.

[Darksheare]

“Which ghost do you think I should buy as a gift?”
Any of these models would make a fine haunting.

[Tax-chick]

Big Vito and Little Vito. Little Vito’s the brains, and Big Vito is the Teeth.

We don’t used canned cat food, but my mother’s cats would come running for the electric can opener. We use a hand-crank, and sometimes Shannon will turn up, thinking it might be a can of tuna instead of diced tomatoes.

[Monkey Face]

I just watched the BAL vs NE game, and it was a real nail-biter. Dang! Got myself all excited!

I had some oatmeal and took my pills and will go to bed soon. The big question is: Do I finish watching “Antiques Roadshow,” or just head for The Blanket Show?

[Monkey Face]

No can openers now...the cans all have pull-rings!

[Darksheare]

Mandy and her cans of pet milk.
Darn it, she knew she heard a can opener!
It couldn’t possibly be for anything but her pet milk!

[no-to-illegals]

The circle is spinning ... No a good sign friend ... Someone please stop the circle.

[Chode]

w00t!!! thx TC

[Monkey Face]

Astute, Darks...

[no-to-illegals]

Down to five seconds ...

[Tax-chick]

Who won the football game?