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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick

” And then you could replace Brian Williams at NBC..”

I want Sheila Jackson Lee as anchor!


2,221 posted on 02/09/2015 7:49:23 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I might fudge on my own taxes, but not on someone else’s. I’ve seen what the IRS can do, and was a victim of them because of my now late husband.

Back in the day, he got a letter from IRS saying he owed $1200. He blew it off. Come time to sell our home and move from MO to VA and there was a $1200 lien on the home I didn’t know about. He was already in VA and I was stuck with the bank and the IRS. Because of that, we were a day late getting out of there, and I drove through a snowstorm with my two kids, a cat and a dog.

You can bet I was not happy to see him.


2,222 posted on 02/09/2015 8:19:13 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: Monkey Face

IRS just rehired 141 former employees who owe back taxes. They are scum.


2,223 posted on 02/09/2015 8:21:46 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Tax-chick

I researched the books and found some (4) herbs that, if taken together, should lower my BP. I was surprised that I was able to find them in bottles I could afford on payday. The total for this little batch was $31. Since I’m giving up one herb that costs $35 a month, this will fit in nicely.

Of course, I can’t get them now, but I will order them on the 3rd.

Now I’m going to make a revised pill list and print up a copy for me and for the doctor.


2,224 posted on 02/09/2015 8:28:59 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

We are breaking records every day, now. It’s far too early, but my rain dances aren’t working well. ;o]


2,225 posted on 02/09/2015 8:37:02 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: Monkey Face

: )


2,226 posted on 02/09/2015 8:37:53 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Monkey Face

Sounds like a plan. I need to read Kathleen an elephant book, she says.


2,227 posted on 02/09/2015 8:42:00 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I only see network news if I’m in the doctor’s waiting room.


2,228 posted on 02/09/2015 8:44:57 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
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To: Tax-chick

” I only see network news if I’m in the doctor’s waiting room.”

Good thinking. You watch the news, you get ill.....doctor is right there!


2,229 posted on 02/09/2015 8:48:01 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Monkey Face

I’m sure you can get someone to adjust your sights at a shooting range.


2,230 posted on 02/09/2015 9:15:25 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
No, no, no. Too wordy. Let's just tighten that up a little, removing the needless words.

IRS are scum.

There, that's better.

2,231 posted on 02/09/2015 9:17:40 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

It’d probably be cheaper to just go outside and graze.

Have you ever seen a cow with high BP? They are some of the most laid-back creatures on earth. They can watch a SOTU speech and just chew cud like nothing important is happening (which, by the way, would be true).

I vote for the grass.


2,232 posted on 02/09/2015 9:19:00 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee

Why, thank you!


2,233 posted on 02/09/2015 9:19:11 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Monkey Face

I gave all my records away a long time ago.

Now all I have to get rid of are those CDs, which I thought were going to replace all my records before people started downloading singles.

They’re not nearly as satisfying to break.


2,234 posted on 02/09/2015 9:19:56 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

I gave all my records away a long time ago.

Now all I have to get rid of are those CDs, which I thought were going to replace all my records before people started downloading singles.

They’re not nearly as satisfying to break.


2,235 posted on 02/09/2015 9:19:56 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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Uh-oh. Looks -oh. Looks like I -oh. Looks like I entered like I entered another brea -oh. Looks like I entered another breach in the another breach in the time con breach in the time continuum.


2,236 posted on 02/09/2015 9:22:05 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

Stay tuned. We’ll find out together.


2,237 posted on 02/09/2015 9:23:18 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

“Roomba’d”
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3255561/posts


2,238 posted on 02/09/2015 10:02:41 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Are we moving again? I just got the LAST box unpacked.


2,239 posted on 02/09/2015 10:09:29 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Darksheare

Yet another reason to vacuum with no AI assistance. I don’t even trust other humans with my vacuum!


2,240 posted on 02/09/2015 11:54:36 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
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