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Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[PROCON]

Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.

I did, but then there was that explosion and.....well now you know why I'm on probation.

[no-to-illegals]

Dang Darks, this is becoming more complex by the moment.... I’m going back to the weapons area.

[PROCON]

It’s all our fault or at least Bush’s.

[SunkenCiv]

Since there’s probably no longer any Doctor Scat in the office (since there are probably no typewriters), he may have allowed his off-hours hobbies to intrude on his working life. :’)

[NoCmpromiz]

my kitties were indoor cats. The only thing from outside they ate were spiders.

Obviously you haven't lived in 'Old Farmhouse'. If you had you would have discovered that spiders are not the only thing from the outside found inside.

Thus gifts of still-live rodent at 3 AM... ;-)

We play 'catch and release' with the spiders. Catch them up here, release them in the basement. Repeat process if they show up again..

[Darksheare]

Possibly.

[Tax-chick]

Tea-tree oil will cure it. Comes in a little brown bottle with a yellow label, in the vitamins section at Walmart.

Or stick your feet in the microwave.

[Tax-chick]

Fluffy, the Official Undead Baby Penguin, says, "Where's da fishies?"

[NoCmpromiz]

was the Undead thread ever dead?

Not dead, but extremely dormant between about 2130 and 0530 the next morn...

[no-to-illegals]

May it be picked up, where it was lost. Thank You!

[Nifster]

One too many hits of Pluto Tabs???

[Monkey Face]

I was missing a penguin...

We aren’t officially moved until the penguin shows up!

[NoCmpromiz]

I'm not sure how we'll be able to get around that.

Just requires a minor reversal of entropy...

[no-to-illegals]

Test of weapons, please.

[Tax-chick]

Exactly!

[Darksheare]

Coffee fixes everything.

[Monkey Face]

It’s trying to be ugly out, but it’s not really successful. It’s in the 50’s, it was overcast, but the barometer is dropping quickly, and the storm glass says one is on the way with wind. Indoors, Galileo sez it’s 68 degrees.

I am hungry, which I think is a good sign. I have been using the ulcer cocktail twice or three times a day, and yogurt in between. The worst offender was the coffee I had this morning, but I may try some soup. I found some chicken boullion in the cupboard, so I will have some broth.

I hope I can eat tomorrow. I have a chicken breast I need to cook up. Maybe I’ll even make some rice.

Am I babbling? I feel like I’m babbling. Does my babbling make my mouth look big?

[no-to-illegals]

We each have our Brothers and Sisters on the right ... God Bless the Ladies! Don’t think about right or wrong ... Just do what you’ve got to do ... Say a Prayer ... Damn the Torpedoes when headed straight at ya! Sorry, for too much information ...

[PROCON]

Galileo sez it’s 68 degrees

Interesting child's name; is he studying to be a meteorologist?

[no-to-illegals]

Not understanding it all myself ... Good Luck to Both of US!