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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: moose07
Afternoon, Moosie! You got cold and we got warm...sorry about that!!
I really have to get some coffee...I want a chocolate donut. Maybe I’ll go to the 7-11 and buy one. Yummers.
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posted on
02/07/2015 7:02:53 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
A Chocolate Donut....
There was a rumour about a batch of Zombie Donuts that escaped from the factory....
The report was a bit sketchy. Something about this happening in a Hot dry state ,not sure which one.
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posted on
02/07/2015 7:10:12 AM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Pappy Smear
” Thanks, Bob. I knew you would come up with the answers...”
He be good at that.
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posted on
02/07/2015 7:16:49 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: moose07; Monkey Face
The Zombie Donuts went here to AZ. I ate four. You two can have the other 8.
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posted on
02/07/2015 7:20:46 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: moose07
If they come back on me I’ll know I got the Zombie batch...ohyum...it is so GOOD!
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posted on
02/07/2015 7:20:54 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: moose07; stephenjohnbanker
I’m just finishing one of the two that came my way so someone else can claim the final six...
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posted on
02/07/2015 7:23:25 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker
Revenge of the half eaten Zombie Doughnut....
They can play electric guitar......a Jam session will happen when you least expect it.
NoBody expects the Doughnut inquisition!
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posted on
02/07/2015 7:49:05 AM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
To: moose07; Monkey Face
” They can play electric guitar......a Jam session”
Mine were all chocolate covered......no Jam
2,088
posted on
02/07/2015 7:56:34 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Pappy Smear
"Thanks, Bob. I knew you would come up with the answers..."He be good at that.
Well, if I can't find any relevant information in my filing cabinet, which I call Google, then I just make something up.
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posted on
02/07/2015 8:05:18 AM PST
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NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Pappy Smear
“then I just make something up. “
When in trouble, delegate, or fabricate : )
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posted on
02/07/2015 8:09:05 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: Tax-chick
Thanks, for the ping.
Izz it safe?
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posted on
02/07/2015 8:12:03 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
("Bathhouse" E'Bola/0'Boehmer/0'McConnell; all STINK and their best friends are flies. d8^)
To: stephenjohnbanker; moose07
I had a chocolate frosted because they didn’t have chocolate glazed. But what’s even better but harder to find is a chocolate frosted cinnamon roll. To. DIE. For.
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posted on
02/07/2015 8:35:48 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
” chocolate frosted cinnamon roll. To. DIE. For.”
Do they have a Bashas supermarket where you are?
They have the best ones.
2,093
posted on
02/07/2015 8:38:26 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Pappy Smear
...then I just make something up. There could be a spot opening up at NBC nooze for you...
To: Clinging Bitterly
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posted on
02/07/2015 8:44:12 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: stephenjohnbanker; Clinging Bitterly
Mr. Williams may have to advance his “Plan B” scheduling considerably, and go into politics years ahead of his former intentions.
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posted on
02/07/2015 8:56:38 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: NicknamedBob; Clinging Bitterly
Williams is probably worth between 50-100 million. He can retire, and tell “war stories” on a beach in California. Or maybe Michael Moore needs a script doctor....
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posted on
02/07/2015 9:19:12 AM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: stephenjohnbanker
No. That’s only in the Phoenix area, but I can always ask for chocolate frosting to be applied. Usually, I get a Zombie stare, like WTF?, and then they tell me it will cost extra. At least I can get them. And push come to shove, I can get the cinnamon roll and a can of chocolate frosting and frost it when I get home. :o])
Next time I’m in Mesa, I will have my brother take me Basha’s. They always go there, anyway.
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posted on
02/07/2015 9:37:09 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Clinging Bitterly; NicknamedBob
LOL!
At least Bob always prefaces his with, “This ain’t no BS.”
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posted on
02/07/2015 9:38:43 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
2,100
posted on
02/07/2015 9:39:19 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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