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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Gefn
LOL
International Kittie rescue is go!!
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:35:37 AM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
To: ArGee; Gefn; NoCmpromiz; Darksheare
Best wishes to our NY/NJ FRiends!
1,242
posted on
01/26/2015 7:36:09 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Monkey Face
We’ve been to the gym. Then I had a cold shower, because Tom used all the hot water. I swear, he is *this close* to being on the curb.
1,243
posted on
01/26/2015 7:37:50 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
I’ve had unintentional cold showers and I don’t care for them, thanks. Tom had better get a timer...
1,244
posted on
01/26/2015 8:16:13 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Tax-chick
I sorted my pills, took the trash out, fed and watered the critter and cleaned the box, and now my back aches.
I want to go drive, just to drive, but I will be good for one more day. Then I will be good for one more day, until Wednesday.
Hockeybughow and Lingolover both have colds and my son says he can’t remember ever feeling so bad. I can think of a time when he was 16 that he was extremely ill, and I’m just as worried now as I was then. From this distance, I don’t know how to help.
I can’t get my stamps.com site to respond so I will pull up the website again and see if I can find a phone number to find out whatsup. I need that site!!!
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:22:43 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
I typed Pat’s paper about St. Thomas Aquinas. It’s due tonight. Pat is rather verbose, but he always uses apostrophes correctly.
1,246
posted on
01/26/2015 8:26:00 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
1,247
posted on
01/26/2015 8:42:43 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
It’s so totally typical of Pat. If he’s going to do one thing entirely right, it would be apostrophes.
1,248
posted on
01/26/2015 8:45:43 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
All’s well in Manhattan so far.
I was even able to go to the gym this morning (darn it).
1,249
posted on
01/26/2015 8:50:44 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
To: Tax-chick
Your water heater has an off-switch, right?
1,250
posted on
01/26/2015 8:51:28 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
To: Monkey Face; All
From this distance, I don’t know how to help. OK, everyone, FACE has given us an idea for a significant moneymaker. When you think of middle-class guilt AND the disposable income they all seem to have, this is a CAN'T LOOSE OPPORTUNITY if we can create a good business plan.
WebMom will let you put in your child's name, address, phone number, and whatever it is you wish you could have been there to do, then send an appropriately aged "substitute mom" to do the needful. Whether it's make and serve chicken soup, pat a shoulder and say, "there-there," or give the urchin a swift kick in the pants, WebMom is at your service.
Anybody know how to write a business plan?
1,251
posted on
01/26/2015 8:55:34 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
To: Tax-chick
Theres nothing more annoying than getting the apostrophe’s wrong.
1,252
posted on
01/26/2015 8:56:34 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
To: ArGee
1,253
posted on
01/26/2015 9:05:25 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Tax-chick
1,254
posted on
01/26/2015 9:05:45 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Tax-chick
My OCD has nothing on Pat’s.... ;o]
1,255
posted on
01/26/2015 9:06:51 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Old Sarge
Mods nailed the state board post a couple hours after he was noticed.
1,256
posted on
01/26/2015 9:34:41 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: ArGee
If I’m home, I shut the water off after 15 minutes, but I was at the gym.
1,257
posted on
01/26/2015 10:07:21 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Monkey Face
Everyone has his or her own nifty quirks.
1,258
posted on
01/26/2015 10:08:20 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick
Ah. So you should install an automatic flowmeter that will just shut it off after 10 gallons.
1,259
posted on
01/26/2015 10:33:58 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
To: Tax-chick
I myself have quifty nirks.
1,260
posted on
01/26/2015 10:34:28 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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