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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick

“Hey boid, who we knockin’ over today?”
“Well Jake, there’s that Yorkie across the way. You said he looked amusing spinning like that.”
“Good call boid, good call.”


101 posted on 01/10/2015 4:16:25 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


102 posted on 01/10/2015 4:20:02 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

The Catfather, starring Jake.


103 posted on 01/10/2015 4:23:32 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Could be the next big Internet hit.


104 posted on 01/10/2015 4:25:36 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

How would you film it, and who would voice it?
*looking at Vlad and Tom*


105 posted on 01/10/2015 4:26:52 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Yes, that would work.

Well, I need to get on with the day. The Cubs have Pinewood Derby this morning, and none of us is dressed yet.


106 posted on 01/10/2015 4:30:55 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Change for the vending machine.

LOL!!

107 posted on 01/10/2015 7:01:08 AM PST by PistolPaknMama
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To: RegulatorCountry

Maybe the mannequins were just having a bad hair day.

108 posted on 01/10/2015 7:06:03 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: RegulatorCountry; COUNTrecount; Nowhere Man; FightThePower!; C. Edmund Wright; jacob allen; ...
Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!

To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don't add you to the list...

(Yeah, I know he wasn't a banker, so sue me)

109 posted on 01/10/2015 7:10:17 AM PST by null and void (The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
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To: null and void

Banker...accountant...to-may-to...to-mah-to.


110 posted on 01/10/2015 7:13:02 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Change for the vending machine.

OK but when this is is over you'll have to answer to the Coca Cola company.

Oh wait, I thought you said change from the vending machine!

111 posted on 01/10/2015 7:13:28 AM PST by null and void (The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
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To: stuck_in_new_orleans; Darksheare
I pity you. You’re borderline mentally ill

I pity you.

I'm not sure if utter trust in the US Government is mental illness or a shocking level of childish naïveté.

112 posted on 01/10/2015 7:20:11 AM PST by null and void (The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
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To: SamAdams76

“I don’t know if I can sleep tonight. If I do, I just know she’ll have her way with me. Any suggestions?”
******************************************************************************************************
My suggestion is .... DON’T RUN & DON’T JUMP, ACCEPT YOUR FATE.


113 posted on 01/10/2015 7:28:18 AM PST by House Atreides
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To: ThomasThomas
Was that a movie or an Outer limits show?

Neither. It was a Twilight Zone episode.
114 posted on 01/10/2015 7:33:20 AM PST by Nepeta
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To: Nepeta
I'm thinking more like the statues in Dr. Who.

Don't blink, and don't take your eyes off them.

115 posted on 01/10/2015 7:35:46 AM PST by mware
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To: mware
I'm thinking more like the statues in Dr. Who.

The pic with a blonde Anne-Francis-as-mannekin is from a Twilight Zone episode.
116 posted on 01/10/2015 7:38:39 AM PST by Nepeta
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To: RegulatorCountry

Meth is a helluva drug.


117 posted on 01/10/2015 8:23:55 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Tax-chick

You will have to watch carefully where you step, until you figure out if there is an alliance.


118 posted on 01/10/2015 10:42:53 AM PST by MHGinTN
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To: mware

Those were ‘the Angels’. Good series of shows that. There have been four truly ‘in character’ Doctors in my lifetime: Tom Baker, David Tennant, John Pertwee, and Matt Smith. The rest have been trying the part and not finding it a fit. The current doctor will destroy the character and end the series if the homos now writing the scripts don’t get him out of there soon.


119 posted on 01/10/2015 10:48:34 AM PST by MHGinTN
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To: MHGinTN

I agree with you assessment of the best Doctors. Tennant really was my favorite. Got to love the trainers with a suit. Didn’t know many of the early doctors, but do recall hating to see Baker go. Don’t know about this new fellow. Hopefully he will grow on me.


120 posted on 01/10/2015 11:00:42 AM PST by mware
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