[PROCON]

Exercise injury my arse; old Harry got on the wrong end of a Vegas style beat down.

[dila813]

That man doesn’t have the strength to put that much tension on a resistance band. Even Hulk Hogan has never suffered such an injury.

This is beyond story is so far outside the realm of belief, they guy is living in toon land if he expects this to be believed.

[Yardstick]

4% beer is a helluva drug.

[vpintheak]

Sounds like a great reason to retire Dingey Hairy.

[outofsalt]

I always knew he was a, “one-eyed Harry”.

[Gator113]

I have always believed that one should refrain from speaking ill of the dead.

Regrettably, Harry remains among the living, so I feel compelled to wish him as much peace and painless healing.......... as he would wish for me.

Of course, there remains a chance that Harry could suffer a stroke and drop dead. On that good day, I will fall silent.... and go eat a piece for fresh homemade apple pie. ;>)

[Libloather]

[jocon307]

Maybe he should consult with Rand Paul.

Seriously I almost feel sorry for him.

We’ll know the truth, if this injury was truly caused by a piece of exercise equipment a lawsuit WILL be filed.

[Afterguard]

Such a pity.

[VerySadAmerican]

I’ll go ahead and censure my remark.

[Autonomous User]

It's a pirates life for me

[OldSmaj]

I suffered a detached retina a while back, and while it was resolved by an extremely talented eye doctor, it will never be the same as it was before.

I can think of nothing that I fear more than losing my eyesight, so I should be able to muster a little compassion for him, but I just cannot.

I truly don't care if he lives or dies.

He is such a small-minded, vindictive little shit, I really wish it would incapacitate him to the point of resigning from the senate.

I think he's gonna get beat, next time around, anyway.

At least I hope so.

Whiny little turd.

[ScottinVA]

The 75-year-old Reid was exercising in his own home with resistance bands when one snapped, flying into his eye and knocking him backwards, breaking three ribs and suffering a concussion.

"Good boy, Harry.. now don't move off that story at all. You should know not to criticize me in public like you did."

[catfish1957]

Like I said on another thread, .... What are the odds of this serious of an eye injury on two very separate "treadmill" injuries. It is not only not plausible, but laughable. O guess Dingy couldn't come up with another lie.

You know the third times a charm Harry. Get 'em LV mafia thugs.

[ought-six]

Someone finally punched out his lights!

[Dagnabitt]

Today's Lesson: Don't shortchange your tranny hooker.

[jttpwalsh]

the wrong end of a Vegas style beat down

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You realize that some unheralded individual saved Harry’s life, right? He was the one who said “OK fellas, looks like he’s had enough, you can stop, now”.

[onyx]

Blind in one eye?

Harry Reid is already blind to logic, reason and facts.

[cotton1706]

Watch him use this to garner sympathy and acquiescence from McConnell and the gang...and succeed.

[Kirkwood]

If he did that to himself with a reistance band, he was using it incorrectly or didn’t inspect it before use.

[dfwgator]