As New York Police Strike, Mayor Bill de Blasio Outlaws Packing Peanuts

FrontPage Mag ^ | 01/08/2015 | Daniel Greenfield

[Calvin Locke]

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if everyone in the nation sent their used peanuts to Caesar Wilhelm?

Great idea! In the tv show "Monk", in the midst of a garbage strike, extreme OCD afflicted Monk packaged and sent his garbage to his therapist.

Speaking of Caesar, Nero held a feast, and suffocated everybody under a continuous rain of rose petals (at least according to the BBC's Supersizers).

[Nervous Tick]

That’s nice to know, but irrelevant, since I can’t control what others use to pack the stuff they send to me.

[ßuddaßudd]

Can they use the biodegradable (soy?) version peanuts?
they kinds taste good too...

[dfwgator]

though peanut-laden parcels can still be shipped to New Yorkers from elsewhere.

Which begs the question, What do they ship Styrofoam in?

[Jewbacca]

The goal of this is to permit inspection of all packages.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Packing Peanuts ...

Packing Heat ...

What else is in store in the kingdom of NY ;?”

They already got the packing fudge piece down pat.

[Calvin Locke]

How did they figure that out? ...waiting for it to rot?

Almost. Cafe waste probably had to go to the composting facility.

They monitored what works, and what doesn't work for composting.

[Nervous Tick]

>> They monitored what works, and what doesn’t work for composting.

Academics studying their own waste stream. You gotta love it.

[sasquatch]

I wouldn’t line a birdcage with the NYT.

[bray]

Who’s the slave girl?

Pray America is waking

[GOYAKLA]

Nice family photo. I didn’t know they had 6 children.
Are the two with S—t-eating grins, twins?
Did she borrow her belt from Mooselle?

[SeekAndFind]

RE: This, by the way, is the most grating, obnoxious, annoying picture I have seen since Pajama boy came out more than a year ago.

C’mon, give these folks some Halloween fun. Maybe you’d like to suggest their next costume for Halloween 2015...

[Nervous Tick]

Maybe you’d like to suggest their next costume for Halloween 2015...

Sure...here's my suggestion:

[Calvin Locke]

Not sure if the school runs the compost facility, but in either case, if you want to have a desirable product at minimal cost, screening, both figuratively, and literally, in compost, will help achieve that aim.

Better to be taken away by people (for use), rather than having to pay to dispose of yourself.

[Kackikat]

One of his children must have a peanut allergy.

[Kackikat]

Well are cashews and almonds banned too?

[Yo-Yo]

Beginning on July 1, food establishments will be barred from using plastic foam cups or containers, compelling purveyors of curbside cart fare and Chinese takeout, among others, to find alternatives.

Hmm. Curbside cart fare:

Chinese takeout:

Not a lot of styrofoamin' goin' on.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Better to be taken away by people (for use), rather than having to pay to dispose of yourself.

Yep.

[FreeReign]

As Neu Yuk Sh*ty denizens chose to elect a commie with a recycled lesbian/black/commie wife as their mayor, therefore they deserve any and all abuses heaped upon their lil’ pinheads.

7.7 million NYC people didn't vote for de Blasio.

Not that that totally excuses them.

[Lion Den Dan]

Caligula and the Hutu queen.