Posted on 01/06/2015 9:05:14 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do host. Get ready to what you were born to do listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
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Bounce the Speaker Day!
I sure hope so!
Just say “No!” to Orange.
Howdy!
Bump that!
That is the snow level we had yesterday in our yard, except it was my poochie doing that jumping in the snow.
Can’t listen to Rush, today. On a conference call :(
Please ping if he comes out of the shute calling for a meltdown of the Capital s/b ....to #FireBoehner and vote #Louie4Speaker. Thanks.
I love Rush Limbaugh...!!
Soggy Cheetos ain’t got no crunch.
They called for 1-2” here and we got 6”. Schools went on a 2 hour delay and all the parents are pissed.
Getting ready to fire up the blower.
If Cheetos was at least a happy drunk, instead of morose crybaby...
He’s talking about that right now.
Rush is talking about how the Boner supporters were sure they had it in the bag and now they aren’t sure.
Hey all!
I need to go in our yard and finish what the plow truck leftover in the road.
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