I must therefore remain silent.
Posted on 01/02/2015 7:22:39 AM PST by adamjeeps
Harry Reid had an accident while exercising, the Senate Democratic leader's office tells reporters.
Here's the full statement:
“On Thursday, Senator Reid received treatment at University Medical Center in Las Vegas for injuries sustained in an accident he suffered while exercising at home in Henderson.
“A piece of equipment Senator Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face.
“Senator Reid will return to Washington this weekend and be in the office Tuesday as the Senate prepares to reconvene. His doctors expect a full recovery.
“Senator Reid was first brought to St. Rose Dominican Hospital in Henderson by his security detail. He was then transferred to UMC for further testing, where he was admitted overnight as a precaution.”
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Strike Cuomo from that list.
Give him a painkiller, send him home, and register him with the community o-care death panel.
Is there any truth to the rumor that his “dominatrix” is actually a goat?
I must therefore remain silent.
Nah, Nancy Pelosi beat him up for losing the Senate.
I hope the exercise equipment is ok.
Boo Hoo.
It really pisses me off that this piece of “royalty” is such a prick that he needs a security detail paid for by the people he screws and robs every day. The fact that he feels he needs protecting should be reason enough for every one to vote against him. Of course, way too many idiots have the right to vote.
Harry Reid broke a number of ribs and bones WITH his face would be believable as well.
And it reads as if his face has ribs.
Maybe he broke the scaffolding that holds up his human skin suit?
All’s I’m saying is: this took place in Los Vegas over New Years...
"If Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune; and if anybody pulled him out, that, I suppose, would be a calamity." - B. Disraeli
Yep, except he's a pork butt...so I don't know where they get their information.
Something doesn’t seem right about this. Happen twice in the last year.
That thing must influence his thinking. He's an expert on getting nowhere fast.
Didn’t vote sufficiently anti-rights for his masters??
I’m sure ribs break easily when you don’t have a spine.
I’m not sure. I keep thinking of the machines I’ve seen and can’t think of one. It would have to be something where he was able to work up a lot of momentum that broke, causing the laws of physics to turn against him. Any guesses?
My thought exactly. I'm afraid of those things and I won't go near them. The elliptical can't reach up and smack me in the face; if I stop, it stops too.
snort giggle.
This is the second ‘accident’ to his face... might be dealing with ‘kinky’...
So I smacks him with the gavel a couple of times and he starts crying like Boehner.
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