Thirty miles away, either in the lowlands of southern IL or west, towards the rolling hills of MO is a cattleman, rancher, and gardner with a manure spreader and a large farm truck. He could drive through at 2AM (when he gets up for work anyways) and spread a ton of fresh "green apples" and "cow pies" all over the street.
Feces are a more appropriate memorial for Michael Brown....and more useful than he ever was. I'd say set the spreader to 12 feet wide and manure to about 6" deep: ![](http://www.top10films.co.uk/img/biff_manure.jpg)