The Democrat Ticket in 2016 has already been decided, the details worked out, the die cast, the cookie crumbled, the jack flapped, etc.
Herewith The 2016 Democrat Ticket:
Here is how the DNC has worked it out.
* Ms. Robinson, if you'll still recall by then, is indeed presently married to Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II). However, he has agreed to be discovered in flagrante delicto with one Reggie Love late in 2015. Ms. Robinson will then divorce him in a quiet ceremony on Martha's Vineyard, witnessed by some heavy-hitting white people. Appearing later on the Okra Winfree Show, she will be warmly endorsed by The Reverend Al Sharpton, and by her cousin, The Most Reverend Jesse Jackson. She will gain overwhelming nationwide support, particularly among voters of the female persuasion (many by surgical option).
Popular Joey Plugs, who had never been quite right since a post-operative infection after a hair transplant, will graciously kick the bucket shortly after his inauguration, leaving Mooch as POTUS! Good Old Joe! A Democrat Party man right up to the end. His legacy: a couple of thousand strange utterances that future historians will no doubt eventually decipher if enough government grants are available.
The landslide victory of the Dynamic Duo over the Romney/Dole ticket will long be remembered!
Red, in re your off-color remark:
A wet tee-shirt contest DEFINITELY is OFF THE TABLE
I can only quote my Sainted Mother, "Red. that is hardly what I would call table talk. Now is it?"
Merry Christmas.
That's why it's OFF THE TABLE!................Merry Christmas!.................