Posted on 12/05/2014 7:21:33 PM PST by Lorianne
Super-PAC ad or Ford truck commercial? You decide. A super PAC supporting Hillary Clinton, called Stand With Hillary, has created a song that is sure to surpass Taylor Swift on the Billboard Top 100. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfU3hI8ML30
VERSE 1:
Lookin' back in time, learnin' hindsight's always right We came together in a way [also sounds like he's saying "in no way"] A defining moment we all can celebrate [with hamburgers and French fries!] And now it's 2016 [not really, no] and this time I'm a thinkin' Guys put your boots on, and let's smash this ceiling! [smashes what appears to be a car window with '2016' spray painted on it]
VERSE 1:
Lookin' back in time, learnin' hindsight's always right We came together in a way [also sounds like he's saying "in no way"] A defining moment we all can celebrate [with hamburgers and French fries!] And now it's 2016 [not really, no] and this time I'm a thinkin' Guys put your boots on, and let's smash this ceiling! [smashes what appears to be a car window with '2016' spray painted on it]
ERSE 2:
Don't matter if you're livin' across this great land in a red or blue state 'Cuz our American Dream is at stake And there's some Hard Choices that need to be made [Your royalty check from Simon & Schuster is in the mail.] We're needing a leader who is tough and ready [Unnecessary use of the present continuous tense] Who's got vision For me it's Hillary And that's my final decision!
CHORUS:
I've been thinkin' about one great lady like the women in my life She's a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she's a lovin' wife Oh, there is something about her, this great lady, caring, hard-working, once a First Lady She fights for country and my family Now it's time for us to stand up *BOOM BOOM CLAP* *BOOM BOOM CLAP* With Hillary Hillary! Stand up, America With Hillary.
lol.
VERSE 1:
“Ah’m the last Democrat down here in the South,
Thought I’d croon a tune a’fore ah put mah gun in muh mouth,
There’s a lady you know, a lip stick diesel dyke,
She kin run a trout line and ride a four-wheel bike,
A huntin’ and a fishin’ just like you and me,
She’s the former First Lady name of Hill-Ah-REEEEEE!”
“Now Landrieu’s gone, we done lost our Miss Piggy.
Time ta find a new hawg up in New York City,
Who kin raft the White Water, and rope them cattle futures,
Breakin’ glass ceilings caused her plenty of sutures,
She’s as country as grits with a side of chicken fried steak,
She’ll lecture our nation with ‘What Diff’rince Does It MAAAAAKE?!”
(Chorus)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
VERSE 2:
“We gotta press the ‘Reset’ button and go back to an age,
When the President rammed cigars up a female page,
An ‘Mericuh was strong but makin’ minimum wage,
So c’mon ever’body put yer muzzle under yer chin,
Wiggle your toe on the trigger, country folk’s ranks gotta thin,
That’s the kind of vote lib’ruls need so Hillary kin win!
“We got tractors n’ hayrolls n’ barns in this ad,
Gratutitous rural imagery makin’ Republicans mad.
We’re frauds from Manhattan where this commercial wuz shot,
Wearin’ cowboy duds, some Madison agency thought,
Would make simple country folk lose their minds and vote,
Fer a fat yankee empty pantsuit screechin’ a cacklin’ note!
(Chorus)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
Oh that’s great!
Thank you
We have to find a way to get this sung and up on you tube.
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