Does he have a recipe to repeal Obamacare? Stop amnesty?
Just askin'.
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Isn't John Boehner eating turkey basically cannibalism?
2 posted on
11/26/2014 4:04:44 PM PST by
fhayek
To: Oldeconomybuyer
agreed. I would like him to share his secret for stopping this travesty called an administration.
3 posted on
11/26/2014 4:04:47 PM PST by
Parmy
To: Oldeconomybuyer
4 posted on
11/26/2014 4:06:02 PM PST by
Scrambler Bob
(/s /s /s /s /s, my replies are "liberally" sprinkled with them behind every word and letter.!)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
A turkey telling us how to cook a Turkey... go figure
5 posted on
11/26/2014 4:06:06 PM PST by
Breto
(Stranger in a strange land... where did America go?)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Does he bone it before he stuffs it?
7 posted on
11/26/2014 4:07:14 PM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
John Boehner Shares His Secret Turkey Recipe1. Look in mirror
2. Copy
8 posted on
11/26/2014 4:07:49 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
When he leaves office, this will be his greatest accomplishment.
10 posted on
11/26/2014 4:09:42 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
11 posted on
11/26/2014 4:11:51 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I thought he slowly basted it over tanning bed lights....
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Wild Turkey mixed with scotch.
14 posted on
11/26/2014 4:13:49 PM PST by
dforest
To: Oldeconomybuyer
He left out the part where he gets brined first.
16 posted on
11/26/2014 4:15:38 PM PST by
mylife
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Don’t forget to baste the turkey, you baster.
17 posted on
11/26/2014 4:16:11 PM PST by
Dr. Thorne
("Don't be afraid. Just believe." - Mark 5:36)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I think Boehner’s Turkey would go well with Turtle Soup.
18 posted on
11/26/2014 4:17:33 PM PST by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Boo-hoo's secret briny ingredient for his brine? His briny tears.
![](http://www.punditmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/BoehnerJohnCrying1.jpg)
21 posted on
11/26/2014 4:21:48 PM PST by
Heart-Rest
("Our hearts are restless, Lord, until they rest in Thee." - St. Augustine)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
The recipe actually sounds good.
I might use apple butter instead of maple syrup.
22 posted on
11/26/2014 4:21:58 PM PST by
mylife
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I would have guessed he had his turkey smoked.
To: Oldeconomybuyer
It takes one to know one.
26 posted on
11/26/2014 4:34:21 PM PST by
Jeff Chandler
(Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
"Tell us Congressman Boner, what do you use to season the brine for your turkey?" "Ninety-six tears."
![](http://www.gothamresistance.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/john-boehner-crying.jpg)
30 posted on
11/26/2014 5:08:03 PM PST by
Iron Munro
(Obama "I stand with the 2/3 who were too lazy, disinterested, stupid or dead to vote")
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Brine is basically salt water, right? Given who we are talking about does this mean he cries over it?
31 posted on
11/26/2014 5:40:30 PM PST by
logic101.net
(How many more children must die on the altar of gun free zones?)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
He going to brine HIMSELF, since he’s a turkey...
32 posted on
11/26/2014 6:44:37 PM PST by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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