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You Freepers don't have anything better to do ... so, while you're fighting the crowds and in the holiday spirit, you might as well fill in some forms, tell us a lot of personal information, and pay us some money ... and NO, we're not getting desperate!

1 posted on 11/26/2014 12:46:11 PM PST by Zakeet
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Gruber and Schumer will be at the tables to sign you up.


2 posted on 11/26/2014 1:17:18 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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Everyone be sure to sign up!

Harry Weiner
Hugh Janus
Dick Tator
etc...


3 posted on 11/26/2014 1:27:21 PM PST by Mr. K (Palin/Cruz 2016)
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should be interesting since Occupy Wall Street is intent with shutting down the malls on Friday...


4 posted on 11/26/2014 1:31:54 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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Obamacare so good you’re forced to buy it.


5 posted on 11/26/2014 2:20:21 PM PST by Organic Panic
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I thought everyone was supposed to boycott Black Friday??


6 posted on 11/26/2014 3:05:05 PM PST by Hattie
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Makes me want to stand nearby and inform people exactly what it is they are signing up for.


7 posted on 11/26/2014 3:21:32 PM PST by brothers4thID (Be professional, be courteous, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room.)
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CANADIAN HEALTH CARE

Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says, “I feel terrible.”

The doctor examines him and says, “You need to put your urine and your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage.
Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 10 days later and says, “I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”

The doctor replied, “You were homesick.


8 posted on 11/26/2014 3:38:35 PM PST by KeyLargo
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No problem. There is a big nation wide boycott for the ridiculous Martin Brown murder. I am thrilled because maybe the stores won’t be as filled.


9 posted on 11/26/2014 3:53:16 PM PST by napscoordinator (President Walker is our future President! Ted Cruz is the Senate Majority Leader in the future!)
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Coercion from the Exempt-Lobby Gang Members.

“Your papers.”

“Let me see your papers.”

“Your Registration.”

“Stand over here”

“Follow the roped line.”

“Stay in line.”

“Keep a straight line.”

“Place all keys and personal items on the belt trays.”

“Enter in room X”


11 posted on 11/26/2014 4:10:58 PM PST by Varsity Flight (Extortion-Care is the Government Work-Camp: Arbeitsziehungslager)
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The government can take it’s Obammycare bs and shove it where the sun don’t shine and nail a board over it. I’ve already decided no health care for me under their misguided, dishonest, and worthless law. I refuse to comply. I do not support the use of my tax money in this. Wake up everybody, it may be that the only way we are going to kill this government atrocity is to boycott it completely.


12 posted on 11/27/2014 10:30:53 AM PST by Birdsbane ("Onward through the fog!" ... Oat Willie)
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Wait a second.

Isn't calling the biggest greedy and pushy day of the year "Black Friday" being raciss?

13 posted on 11/27/2014 11:17:18 AM PST by Gritty (The liberal gleichschaltung; get with the program or be flattened by it - Jonah Goldberg)
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