I want you Freepers to do your patriotic duty ... and kill your dog ... and eat him.
I knew a mostly vegetarian couple (that also ate eggs) that fed their dogs a vegetarian diet. The dogs started raiding the chicken coop. They had such a feast they even stashed some dead chickens in a hole for later eating
It’s a well known fact that when bloviating, liberal politicians exhale more empty CO2 than any other living organism. America tried to do something about that a couple of weeks ago but alas, it seems to be an unsolvable problem.
“You consider yourself an environmentalist and are considering ditching that gas-guzzling SUV you bought a few years ago in order to reduce your carbon footprint. You might want to think of ditching Bowser instead. An average-sized dog consumes about 360 pounds of meat in a year and about 210 pounds of cereal. Taking into account the amount of land it takes to generate that amount of food and the energy used, that makes your dog quite the carbon hound.”
Bring the popcorn, so we can watch liberals with dogs/cats/horses get into toe to toe battles with their radical environmental fascist former buddies.
Carbon control gives them control of every area of your life. There isn’t anything out of bounds for them, once they have established that they have the right to regulate carbon dioxide, which is to say, your very breath. And, obviously, your dog’s breath. And your kids’.
It’s entertaining to go to moonbat sites like “Salon” and toy with the minds of the deranged. One commenter said he enjoys setting his dog loose to attack Republicans. Here’s my response:
Interesting. I trained my mastiff to shred and devour liberals. It took some acclimation to get him used to the taste of lib meat, but once he gets past the smell of unwashed flesh that is typical with the unclean, he digs in.
He enjoys the thrill of the chase as much as the catch. Watching liberals flailing their skimpy little arms as they run and squeal in abject terror is the stuff of high entertainment.
Muzzies are behind this. Having dogs as pets is Haram.
Whatever brings you joy, the liberals want eliminated!
Touch my dog, and bring down a world of hurt on yourself.
I reckon my cats have a “footprint,” and it is without a doubt full of carbon. This material reminds me of what comes out of Obamalamadingdong’s mouth.