PBSO nabs serial butt grabber in Lantana

The Palm Beach Post ^ | November 17, 2014 | Hannah Winston

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Once again . . . FLORIDA!

DANG!

[Pelham]

if Obama had a son...

[rjsimmon]

Next protected class of citizen???

[circlecity]

Wonder what he did to pick up the robbery charge?

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Serial butt grabbers...Next on Doctor Phil

[wideminded]

Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputies arrested a 22-year-old Greenacres man who could have become Florida’s next serial butt grabber. Makenson Elysee faces charges of battery and robbery.

Buttery and grabbery.

[Grampa Dave]

"if Obama had a son..."

[Responsibility2nd]

Makenson Elysee

As expected....

What is unexpected is that he was grabbing women's butts.

[dfwgator]

Makenson Elysee

He looks just like his brother, Champs.

[goldstategop]

A woman’s ass looks hot. But then he was grabbing well... too much female booty for his own good.

[Red Badger]

Does he work for Grababooty and Pinch?....................

[TexasCajun]

I would have thought this was going to be a White guy for sure.

Who would have thunk a Black boy prefer to grab ass as opposed to grabbing a wallet or purse.

[Red Badger]

[Red Badger]

Where he’s goin’ it’s ‘Grab your ankles!”...................

[WayneS]

Greenacres is the place to be...

[Veggie Todd]

Beat me to it. But now I can’t get the song out of my head.

[goldstategop]

He'll never get the Girl From Ipanema now:

Olha, que coisa mais linda,
Mais cheia de graça,
É ela, menina, que vem e que passa,
Num doce balanço, a caminho do mar.

Moça do corpo dourado,
Do sol de Ipanema,
O seu balançado
É mais que um poema
É a coisa mais linda
Que eu já vi passar

Ah, por que estou tão sozinho?
Ah, por que tudo é tão triste?
Ah, a beleza que existe
A beleza que não é só minha,
Que também passa sozinha.

Ah, se ela soubesse
Que quando ela passa,
O mundo sorrindo
Se enche de graça
E fica mais lindo
Por causa do amor.

In English translation:

Look, such a sight, so beautiful,
So filled with grace,
It's her, this girl who comes and who passes,
With a sweet swing, on her way to the sea.

Girl with body of gold
From the sun of Ipamena,
Her swing
Is more than a poem,
Is a sight more beautiful
Than I have ever seen pass by.

Ah, why am I so alone?
Why is there so much sadness?
This beauty that exists,
This beauty that is not only mine,
That also passes by alone.

Ah, if she but knew,
That when she passes by,
The world smiles,
Is filled with grace,
And becomes more beautiful,
Because of love.

[haroldeveryman]

That’s funny, he doesn’t look Italian