“gruber “(N) – a false statement premised on the perceived ignorance of an audience or a person who lies based on deception, arrogance or other unethical practice. ie. "The preacher told a gruber this morning." "He is such a gruber."
“grubered””(V) – being told something that insults your intelligence; ie. "She tried to gruber me."
gruberized: (AdV) We were “gruberized” – we were lied to or sold something on the basis that we were too stupid to understand what we were told or bought. "We almost bought the Yugo before we realized we were being “gruberized” by the salesperson."
gruberization (Adv)– the state of being grubered or being institutionally grubered. "The New York Times, MSM MIT etc.ect. have worked diligently towards the gruberization of America."
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Kiss my gruber.
Progressivism is gruberization.
All progressives are grubers.
They just used grubered and grubering on fox news....
It’s starting to take hold. It’s showing up in comment sections and now in a headline
Grubered again! ‘Stupid’ Americans ‘falling off a building’
http://www.wnd.com/2014/11/gruber-knew-americans-would-lose-job-based-insurance/
Let’s immortalize the arrogance and disdain shown by the liar Jonathan Gruber! If the OED can add “selfie” and “twerk” etc, they can add “Gruber”.
Someone needs to change the urban dictionary.
Gruber
1) A cold pimp-daddy, known to pimp on foot in the snow.
2) A pimp that likes to get his groove on. Usually residing in cool to cold climates.
3) A bearded-stallion of a man. Always heterosexual.
4) A young, handsome buck whom is expertly schooled in the art of womanizing, and stylin’ & profilin’.
5) A womanizer known to possess a fierce left strait.
Grubercide: The act of screwing your own deal using your own mouth.
Great idea. But gruberized is a verb (past tense), and gruberization is a noun.
There is a “rube” right there in Gruber, so he’s not all that himself.
grubering - the art of lying for political and money reason.
grubergate - When the art of grubering becomes a well known problem.
I suggest we replace “Low Information Voter” with “Gruber-Voter”.
A snippet from my post in various comments sections re: I-594’s background check win in Washington. (Hopefully it, and yours, will spread.)
“Unfortunately, non-gun owners didn’t give a damn. All they could see is how ‘reasonable’ I-594 appeared, ignoring the Form 4473 connection, or else they believed the empty ‘it would make us safer’ meme. To coin a word, they were ‘Grubered’.”
It's like that journalist Clymer. One of the Signers of the Declaration of Independence had the same surname.
LOL. The guy pulled a gruber in a gay bar and told a new 5-minute partner not to worry about a condom.
A Muslim is allowed to gruber an infidel.