[Iron Munro]

Yes, little Nyquille was very upset! As was her sister, Vagisil.

Not to mention granny Vulvaliatis and aunt Fee'Mallie.

[Gaffer]

I see (hear) these names on Jerry Springer and Maury and I come to the realization that all these citizens have one thing in common now, or in their future - an EBT card and a deep seeded desire to tag the baby daddy with a DNA result that gets them “chile support”.