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Mom says offensive question went too far("LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie")
Charlotte Observer ^
| Friday, Nov. 14, 2014
| WBTV
Posted on 11/14/2014 7:37:03 AM PST by Sam's Army
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To: Sam's Army
"LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie, the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius has a small bootie which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama's big bootie?" We have a winner!
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posted on
11/14/2014 9:16:27 AM PST
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Sam's Army
Undertones? Ya think? But pretty damn creative!
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posted on
11/14/2014 9:31:21 AM PST
by
jagusafr
(the American Trinity (Liberty, In G0D We Trust, E Pluribus Unum))
To: Sam's Army
We have been racing to accommodate the lowest common denominator on a massive social scale for 50+ years ... the lowest common denominator is very low.
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posted on
11/14/2014 9:42:47 AM PST
by
spodefly
(This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: Blennos
> Your answer is correct but irrelevant. The important matter is how you feeeeeeel about the question. Modern education, you know.
There should be an emoticon for “Laughing and crying at the same time.”
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posted on
11/14/2014 9:48:57 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: MrB
They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess,...."Bravo!" say I, Mr. B.
The curvavaceous LaShamanda and the wiry Fontavious got married before the baby come. Fontavious be the father. LaShamanda be the mother. This must be some sort of nuclear family, worthy of every encouragement.
Booker T. Washington and I are proud of the progress obviously being made in this skoo ditrick! I know Fontavious quite well, though. I must report that many of his female relatives, (though not all) exhibutt classic heterozygous steatopygia, so La Princess may well have an impressive background.
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posted on
11/14/2014 10:05:43 AM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(Who is a citizen? How did he get that way? What kind of citizen is he?)
To: Kenny Bunk
Good catch - I didn’t see that. That’s definitely unusual and out of character for the culture in question.
It might even be considered culturally insensitive to refer to their marital status in such a manner.
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posted on
11/14/2014 11:03:10 AM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Gaffer
Yes, little Nyquille was very upset! As was her sister, Vagisil. Their little brother Absorbine Jr. thought it was kind of funny though.
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posted on
11/14/2014 11:06:22 AM PST
by
seowulf
(Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.---Ambrose Bierce)
To: spodefly
We have been racing to accommodate the lowest common denominator on a massive social scale for 50+ years ... the lowest common denominator is very low. In fact the social LCD is a moving target, descending steadily.
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posted on
11/14/2014 12:08:52 PM PST
by
Blennos
To: MrB
.....definitely unusual and out of character for the culture in question.....I know I can trust you to keep this under your hat, Mr. B. We certainly wouldn't want LaShamanda and Fontavious' classmates finding out about the marriage plan. Those two model citizens may well risk getting the crap beaten out of them for "acting white."
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posted on
11/14/2014 7:05:07 PM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(Who is a citizen? How did he get that way? What kind of citizen is he?)
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